| TWIT Army Attacks G4 Headquarters |
| Sunday, 01 April 2007 | |
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Today a terrible battle rages as the TWIT Army attacks the G4 headquarters with all their might. Angered and confused by the sale of TWIT to the evil G4, the Army is trying to reclaim both the network and their brainwashed leader, Leo Laporte. A noted general in the TWIT army refused any questions, but volunteered that "Today is a new day in which a network of freedom, of great technology content will cross over from the internet to the airwaves to create a free network in which all of the geek society shall thrive. We will take this network as our own, revive our leader from his delusions, and put him back in his rightful place...as head of Undo.TV" Undo.TV is a brainchild of Laportean design, and many have hoped that it would eventually end up on the airwaves. It appears that the TWIT army plans to steal G4, deprogram their leader, and instate him as the head of the network. Whatever the case, the battle seems to be unending, as long as Leo Laporte remains inside the G4 Studios. For the history of this battle, see the Uncyclopedia entry here. Laporte's is an informative entry as well. |
